rant one:
Inside Bush's Diary: 
"Things Are Spinning Out of Control!"

   Dear Diary: 
   It's been one goddamn thing after another. Karl and Dick seem to have everything under control
   and then, blammo, everything goes haywire.................

rant two:

rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.

rant three:

MURDER MOST FOWL

  by  MAUREEN DOWD

        Dadburn," Rummy fumed, squinting through his wireless glasses and waving his shotgun in  the air. "A trained ape could have found a little something in that stinking cesspool. Can you believe that tweedy blabbermouth David Kay came back without even a germ? Goodness  gracious, wasn't he working for us?"

         Dick Cheney didn't answer. He was even more immobile than usual, in his jungle cammies in the field of the Rolling Rock Club in Pennsylvania. Nino, his partner in electoral manipulation and fowl assassination, was at his side, smoking and sipping Montepulciano from a silver thermos.

rant four:
BLOGGING OFF
It takes a lot to make me rethink myplace in this city, and even more to make me question my very existence. But lately, irrational social fears are keeping me up at night. Something is going horribly wrong, and I have finally traced the problem to its source: blogs.
 
 

rant 5

THAT GAY CONSPIRACY

No wonder I never married.

After George W. Bush objected to gay marriage in his State of the Union speech, I was passing a colleague at my day job and found myself glaring at her.

Susan's fault. She's a lesbian and as such she has been part of the gay-and-lesbian conspiracy to prevent me and other God-fearing straight people from marrying and even compelling many married couples to divorce.

I confronted Susan about her plot and she denied it. Yet the next day, she was blocking my way as I tried to stride through the office corridor to complete a work assignment. Aha! If I was late in taking care of this, I might get fired and, without a job, how can I possibly entice a woman to marry me? 
 

It's time to set up two different airlines:
Liberal Air, with direct flights between Madison,
Berkeley, Ann Arbor and the New School for
Social Research;

RANT 7                BUSHWORLD

It's their reality. We just live and die in it.

In Bushworld, our troops go to war and get killed, but you never see the bodies coming home.

In Bushworld, flag-draped remains of the fallen are important to revere and show the nation, but only in political ads hawking the president's leadership against terror.

In Bushworld, we can create an exciting Iraqi democracy as long as it doesn't control its own military, pass any laws or have any power.

In Bushworld, we can win over Falluja by bulldozing it.

"Most of Falluja is returning to normal"        "I don't own an S.U.V."
 

This administration is the opposite of "The Sixth Sense."

rant 12
rummys defense

If Donald Rumsfeld went to Congress yesterday to explain why he should remain secretary of defense, he failed. His daylong testimony in the House and Senate has confirmed that Rumsfeld fatally bungled the Abu Ghraib prison scandal.

Senator John McCain eloquently warned that the administration must deal quickly and publicly with the investigation. "As Americans turned away from the Vietnam War, they may turn away from this one unless this issue is quickly resolved with full disclosure immediately," he said.

 We strongly agree.